Clever Sayings About Weddings and Marriage

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Marriage should be like work, Easy to love at best and best if it is easy to love --Anonymous

All perfect marriages are made up of couples who accept the fact that they have an imperfect marriage. --Anonymous

Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all two. --Ambrose Bierce

Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement. --Oscar Wilde

Courtship: Is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalog.
Marriage: Is what actually comes up in your garden. --Anonymous

Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result of being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings. --Dave Barry

The most effective way to remember your spouse's birthday is to forget it once. --Anonymous

Some people are so determined to find blissful happiness that they overlook a lifetime of contentment. --Anonymous

Love, I find, is like singing. Everyone can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. --Zora Neale Hurston

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. --Anonymous

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